Injury and mystique. Rotation and differentials. That’s what the FPL does. The attacking-type players that I am speaking of are becoming fewer and farther between as we get more nodded on with a template-type format for the front 8 players. Yes, I said 8. Because you have to roster 8. Those two punts that you casually stroll out as Midfielders are dying as you walk in the door, so go to coat check with your Carroll’s and RLC’s. The week 13-15 schedule is going to take a firm bite out of everyone’s lineups and no one is a tad bit nervous at all. The fact of the matter is that the 3 games in eight days thing is a real conundrum. Now add in the most rostered type players, who some have rotation issues. Some are already injured… Sadio. Then add in the battle ground of playing 3 fixtures in that 8 day period. If you are picking up what I am spitting then you need to start figuring out those bench spots and think for the future instead of looking at how good one fixture looks for week 12. So for the short-sighted… here are the week 12 FPL rankings for Middies and Forwards. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
In now over a decade of competing a ton of different fantasy sports, the dubious task of ranking a bunch of dudes chasing after a ball/puck for the sheer shake of scoring points has never rested on my shoulders. This week, I’m gonna try my best to step up and tell you which players are gonna shit on the competition and give you the big returns that fuel your green arrows of eternal joy. This is not about value, but who will get you points this gameweek. I seriously have no idea how this is done, but I’ll be using a mixture of form, fixtures and gut feel – for the record, I have a case of the bubbleguts right now as I write this, so that’s probably the X factor in all of this. TMI? Nah, just tryna be transparent, yo!Please, blog, may I have some more?
For those of you affected by the late scratches of Kane and Coutinho (or any other player I’m unaware of getting scratched), I feel for you. The good news was that we didn’t have a moronic Friday fixture to make things go completely nuts, and there was time to take a hit or two if needed. While I wish the hits I took were that sweet cess, these hits are at times necessary and are less painful when everyone’s taking a hit at the same time. It’s like a second-hand cloud of negative points toward everyone’s season total.
This week was low-scoring overall, with the average being just 46 points. Keep that in mind as you see some red arrows, that they might have been just a point or two away from being a green arrow. Hopefully these red arrows come with the caveat of having made your team deeper (to prevent last-minute benchings/injuries from giving you a zero) or helped you shift around your funds in a more logical manner.
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Of all the holidays, or made up holidays is there a better one than Halloween? Doubtful, unless you are a sap and love that St. Valentines nonsense. Dress up, act a fool, go door to door for sugar and then consume in mass quantities. Nothing explains childhood like the eery days of trick or treating. much like the candy pitching holiday the FPl is like a trick or treat scenario. We all dress up like we know what we are doing. Get let down by EPL managers with rotation or injuries, and then cry in our own bowls of candy for the unfruitful returns that happen. So if you are looking for ample returns and have the mediocre budget and don’t own Pascal Gross then he is your huckleberry this week. I admit I was a little bit leery two weeks ago with Brighton giving such dismal returns on the offensive side of the pitch. But with him basically being involved in 75% of the teams tallies he has got to be getting the gold star for the best fantasy asset from a promoted squad to date. With his returns in the top 6 of the FPL midfielders and priced 2.4 less than his next guy that is in that group. he for me has gone from questionable to unquestioned. The discount alone is worth the lonesome fantasy returns that the Seagulls can give. At worst he is from week to week a rotation with your third striker of fourth defender, at the most he is your 3rd midfielder with flair and sass. Either way it is a win/win and his ownership needs to spike from it’s current 16.6%, so grab early and often, and don’t forget to check your candy for razors or “edibles”. Happy transferring in whatever sugary or psychedelic state you may be in. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
As the world of fantasy scurries to get as many City players into their lineups, the rest of the world is trying to figure out a way to stay afloat if they do not have those key ingredients. Now, on paper, it looks like an overwhelmingly top-heavy rankings this week, especially for the City folk. But Burnley has been a limiting bunch in the fantasy world when it comes to facing off against higher potential offenses limiting both Liverpool and Spur to just one goal on the road. Add in the two allowed to Chelsea in the opening week, and a total of 4 goals allowed in all away games this year it could appear that they are a more stout team on the road. For fantasy sake, I think that City offensively is just clicking right now and is a damned if you do damned if you don’t proposition. Regardless, I think that the investment needs to be there on the off chance that they do score in order to keep up with “Jones’. The other top teams: Spurs and Chelsea have interesting games that could swing either way and completely turn this week’s scoring on its head. So roster wisely ole friends, and may your point returns be bountiful. Here’s the second part of Week 9 rankings for the FPL. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times… from an FPL perspective. You either own the goods that is Man City, are partially involved, or are completely ignoring the problem, like a leak in the ceiling. Well, if you aren’t fully invested into the City involvement in midfield and forward,s then I don’t know how you play this game. Because you are playing Tiddlywinks and we are playing Mah-Jong. Yeah I said it, Mah-Jong. While searching my vast array of board games, I settled on Mah-Jong. I also lost a bet and had to include the term Mah-Jong five times in this post. C’est la vie. There are worst terms though. I basically threw five obtusely unrelated names of games or people into a hat and drew the one that I have said previously. So deal with it. If you came for fantasy footie ideas and shakes patience, it is coming. The City attack is just lethal. The only problem is there is too many players to choose from. With Raheem, Jesus, Leroy, Silva, KDB and the return of Aguero imminent, the choice is almost like Sophie’s choice but with six kids instead of just two. The best part of the whole thing is that there doesn’t seem to be a bad combo of the six-headed monster, except if you want to own both Jesus or Sergio. That just don’t make sense, it’s like to left shoes. So while you look at your team, the time to punt down on defense is now. Save that money for the goal scorers and forward players especially from the City-zens. In case you wanted more ideas on transfers and FPL goodness click the button for more stuff, Mah-Jong. Got that last one in there. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hey campers, I’ve decided to change the format this week because I’m not sure how informative any of my past takes have truly been. While the tables below are literally just the top scoring players by position per last round, I feel like giving it a try. The MF list this week was pretty long, so I’ve left out players that didn’t score above 3 points (90 min + 1 CS for those of you scoring at home). It may not be waxing prose, but who scored the points is as relevant as it gets to our lovely pocket of the football universe, since the currency we deal in is indeed FPL points and not effort points or gold stars.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Rankings are fun to do in general. Add in the flavor of this week’s fixtures and you have yourself some fantasy gumbo. I get that the City/Chelsea fixture is the premium this week but don’t let that steer you clear of playing top options. Yes, they will steal value from each other, but that is more from the defensive side of the ball. It is full bore on the offensive end and that is where we invest our fantasy goodies. we want goals and i think this slate will have plenty. The Leicester/Bournemouth match will be fun to watch as both teams are taking on a mini Liverpool defensive minded approach and will have the way with each other. So if you are waiting to make your transfers now that the UCL is over by all means use my rankings as a guide to FPL futility. Enjoy the week and good luck. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Rankings make the right turns seem to make sense. That is why we keep doing them every single week. The information super-highway of FPL goodness. Week 6 is coming to you on the heels of the Carabao Cup games and once again we are left with the questions of rotations that surround our teams. With the deadline before we actually know it becomes a trust game. Do we trust Pep? Do we trust Jose? Hell to the no. The FPL game is using your best guess against the 5 million other best guessers. Some are just better guessers than others at the right time. So with other hub-bub here are the FPl rankings for all positions for Week 6. Good luck and Cheers!Rankings make the right turns seem to make sense. That is why we keep doing them every single week. The information super-highway of FPL goodness. Week 6 is coming to you on the heels of the Carabao Cup games and once again we are left with the questions of rotations that surround our teams. With the deadline before we actually know it becomes a trust game. Do we trust Pep? Do we trust Jose? Hell to the no. The FPL game is using your best guess against the 5 million other best guessers. Some are just better guessers than others at the right time. So with other hub-bub here are the FPl rankings for all positions for Week 6. Good luck and Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Oh, Week 4 you young and burdening beast. The season has just started and we are already questioning the judgments that we made yet a month ago. No worries though faithful followers of the Razz. Each week is almost like a new beginning if you had a wildcard to use at your discretion every week. The rankings of midfielders and forwards is blossoming into a conundrum right before our very eyes. We planted it in the summer, watched the transfer window closed and now that the shop is closed this is where we are. 18 more weeks until roster shake-ups again (if any) and the inevitable new wildcard. So if you haven’t used your first wildcard yet, bene. You have more restraint then most of the 5 million other players of this game. So here are the rankings for the midfielders and forwards for week 4, regardless of wildcard. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?