This week’s fixtures have all the makings for one of two things.¬† It is either going to be an offensive juggernaut that produces lots of goal from all the usual suspects and teams.¬† Or it is a huge trap week and Liverpool and City all shat the bed and leave us holding our heads in despair.¬† Either way it will cause a panic at not only the disco, but through the transfer adds/drops for week 25.¬† My advice to that is, screw week 25.¬† We still have this week to play before we get all crazy britches about speculation of next week.¬† the only thing you should be looking forward to schedule wise is the DGW, blank weeks and who will or won’t.¬† So until than let us gaze upon the beautiful fixtures that are here now.¬† It almost appears that the top 6 teams are all playing the bottom six teams and all the middle teams are playing each other. It is a bizarre state of scheduling that from my expert lifeguard chair is going to be another fabulous week of fantasy output for all.¬† So here’s to you, your team and fingers-crossed for a bountiful week. Week 24 rankings for middies and forwards is right after the bump.¬† Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
are more of the subtle yet deadly variety.¬† Why?¬† Because of the elite fixture that lies ahead this weekend between Liverpool and City.¬† It is tough to have tons of faith in two teams that are both FPL stalwarts like they are.¬† They basically neutralize each other on both ends of the pitch.¬† Liverpool has the best home defense is the league, and City just score anywhere.¬† City are a top 5 defensive team on the road and Liverpool score more at home.¬† It is like one hand washing the other this week.¬† All are still startable options this week as the money, ownership and transfer fees associated with making a one week move based on match-up just doesn’t make too much sense to this guy.¬† So be heady this week, don’t compound the DGW fiasco from last game week and make it worse and bury yourself further down the well.¬† So happy transferring this week and enjoy the next two weeks of transfer rumors.¬† Here are the week 23 rankings for the FPL. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Cuz picking captains is definitely a form of a degenerative and debilitating gambling addiction!
Black Jack: If we don’t hit black jack, then at the very least I’m going to double down on Raheem Sterling’s¬†last week’s performance.¬†He’s in form, he didn’t play midweek, and Man Shitty face Bournemouth at home recovering from a midweek match. I’d take a stab at you getting a big pay out by captaining Mistah Rahz this week.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Rankings are the gift that either keeps on giving or ones that you quickly wanna re-gift.¬† Either way, I am giving you them with a fake smile on my face.¬† So you take that as a ehh, or a ehhhh.¬† Either way, I am content.¬† Week 19 attacking players got a bit of a shock as Morata got accumulation suspension in the Cup game and will miss.¬† This basically sends a ripple effect throughout all the rankings.¬† So if you are in the mood for those type of things keep reading and get to them.¬† Or you can stay here and listen to me wax poetic about almost nothing, as I have the innate ability to just lull you to sleep with nothing.¬† Screw that skip ahead, enjoy the rankings.¬† Happy Holidays to all and good luck this week.¬† Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Another week, another Champions league conundrum weighing over our ranking/transfer heads.¬† Have no fear though, as this is the end of UCL for a few weeks so we can now get down to brass tacks.¬† The FPL money is made with getting the right captain right, and getting lucky with your front 6,7, or even 8.¬† We all can’t be lucky every week that all our players strike gold and find the net, but it would be nice and fantastic if they did.¬† The December slate is a tough one to gauge for some middling teams and we can start to see what fixtures are ripe for the picking as we set up for the first DGW in Week 22.¬† Stay in the here and now though and use those transfers wisely, taking a -4 isn’t the end of the world if it is a move for a differential.¬† Don’t chase points on the most transferred in guys…stay the course basically.¬† To help you with your course here are the week 16 FPL rankings for Forwards and Midfielders.¬† Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Diana Ross and The Supremes:¬†The top and most supreme picks, easily gonna be one of¬†Mo Salah or Kane. Flip a damn coin, I don’t know. Watford have given up mad goals all season and only had 2 cleans at home – versus Stoke and West Ham – whereas Brighton have kept one clean at home all season, and that was versus Newcastle. I personally will be going Salah. I’m done questioning him, and I think his form is too tremendous to ignore – 2 goals in 23 minutes last week, he’s now “rested” and honestly I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if he does not play a full 90 versus the Seagulls. Liverpool have a big Champions League match versus Spartak Moscow 3 days later at Anfield. Good news is that it’s at home, so he and the rest of the team will be fully prepared for their midweek clash. But got damn, if he just plays 60 minutes he’s gonna get returns. Dude’s hungry, dale comida mi pueblo!Please, blog, may I have some more?
When the top three scoring forwards for a gameweek are a combined ¬£16.4m in value and put up 25 total points, well then we gotta reevaluate how we are structuring our teams. Clearly goals are coming from more diverse sources, but the likelihood of picking the right one in any given week remains a difficult proposition. Pick your favorite color and run with it, I don’t know – the point is to strengthen your team elsewhere if you are like me and are in shambles in the back and the midfield.Please, blog, may I have some more?
In now over a decade of competing a ton of different fantasy sports, the dubious task of ranking a bunch of dudes chasing after a ball/puck for the sheer shake of scoring points has never rested on my shoulders. This week, I’m gonna try my best to step up and tell you which players are gonna shit on the competition and give you the big returns that fuel your green arrows of eternal joy. This is not about value, but who will get you points this gameweek. I seriously have no idea how this is done, but I’ll be using a mixture of form, fixtures and gut feel – for the record, I have a case of the bubbleguts right now as I write this, so that’s probably the X factor in all of this. TMI? Nah, just tryna be transparent, yo!Please, blog, may I have some more?
For those of you affected by the late scratches of Kane and Coutinho (or any other player I’m unaware of getting scratched), I feel for you. The good news was that we didn’t have a moronic Friday fixture to make things go completely nuts, and there was time to take a hit or two if needed. While I wish the hits I took were that sweet cess, these hits are at times necessary and are less painful when everyone’s taking a hit at the same time. It’s like a second-hand cloud of negative points toward everyone’s season total.
This week was low-scoring overall, with the average being just 46 points. Keep that in mind as you see some red arrows, that they might have been just a point or two away from being a green arrow. Hopefully these red arrows come with the caveat of having made your team deeper (to prevent last-minute benchings/injuries from giving¬† you a zero) or helped you shift around your funds in a more logical manner.
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