Can you feel that weight in your pocket? I know that I can, and I’m sooooo tempted to use that free wildcard that everyone has in the bank right now. It itches so much, I know I have it. It’s almost as if I feel like a crackhead, but with free multiple moves. Well, as I check myself into the NA of footie transfers, peep this week’s transfer targets for the slower, one at a time crowd. Or, go crazy throw on some mom jeans, and dance around throwing whimsical transfers to the wind. I don’t care, all I can do is advise you of who to choose, how many is all on you kid. I will say, that the if the itchy feeling doesn’t go away there is some home remedy type stuff with baking soda, some ladybugs, and a left-handed set of golf clubs, that usually cures all ills if it so happens not to be the transfer itch. So have a look, hell, even stare at my ideas for the Transfer Tuesday Targets for Week 21. Cheers!

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Yesterday, we started our feature on the January Transfer window and targets for each team. Just as we did in part one we’ll discuss developing situations, some rumors, and mostly my opinion of each club’s shortcomings. Today we’re onto part two as we take a look at the next five teams in alphabetical order. This post will cover Everton to Manchester City. If you have updates, news, or rumors to add, post them in the comments and we can discuss.

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Over the next few days we’ll take a look team by team at the January transfer needs around the league. We’ll discuss potential targets, some rumors, and mostly my opinion of each club’s shortcomings. We’re going to break this up into four parts, five teams each post, four posts total. Today we look at the first five teams in alphabetical order, this means we’ll cover Arsenal to Crystal Palace. It’s tough to tell if all of these moves will have FPL implications, but it’s important to know the layout of the league and what players could be worth targeting with your wildcard. Unfortunately few major splashes are ever made in January, and of late it’s become more notorious for it’s thumps. If you have updates, news, or rumors to add, post them in the comments and we can discuss.

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So every week, I review all the games… yeah, I do it running on high test caffeinated drinks, squeezing as much of the game info as I can, and then form a sort of “dream team” of my very own.  I do it differently, and I use the best players, but at a shrunken budget, because we all can’t be high rollers.  Why the shrunken budget you may ask? Because it’s more fun and challenging for me, and I can’t just look at the top scorers and do fifty-two card pick up.  So with Week 20 now officially closed, lets take a look at my formidable Starting XI.  Keep in mind that I limit myself to a £70.0m budget, and I will conform to the standard 4-4-2 form.  Enjoy! Comments, quips or the occasional curse word are always welcomed here at Razzbol FC… (Points scored for the week are in parenthesis.)

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Happy 2015 FPL addicts and welcome to the first Preview of the new year. We’re in the midst of what has to be the most exciting time of the Premier League calendar. 30 fixtures in 7 days, the transfer window upcoming, and 10 matches in one day. If there is anything better than this it’s 5’9, smells of jasmine, and has the measurements of 36-24-36. Yes, I am indeed a full fledged pervert. It’s both a gift and a curse, brethren. But as a wise man once told me life is both a gift and a curse. Which may or may not be true, because today I’m giving you an absolute data dump of useful fantasy information to digest up until game time. We’ll look at team performance over the last 5 matches, players to watch on each club for every fixture, and finally my always spot on predictions. So read on, ask away in the comments, and most importantly good luck.

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So, as we do every match day, we’re giving you our loves and hates for this week in a segment called Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em.  You should know the drill but if you don’t, we each pick one option from each position, and then, for a bonus, we show you our genius line-ups for the week.  Pretty cut and dry, and quite simply… basic.  The best part is, you get two opinions for the price of one.  We do this as a tandem, it’s the Smokey and Ralph show.  It’s like musical chairs, without all the screaming kids and regretful feeling of loss. So sit back, relax, and have a look at who we would start and sit based on match-ups and value. It’s Start’ Em, Sit’ Em, Week 20. 10 Games One Day!!!!

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Welcome to the Rankings for Week 20 of Fantasy Premier League, or as I like to call it, “The Week Before All Hell Breaks Loose”. That’s right the January Transfer Window is about to open so there’s going to be comings and goings that will effect our rosters rest of season. To further complicate matters we have not one, but two continental international tournaments upcoming, in the Asian Cup and African Cup of Nations. So things are about to get even more complex. I know, I know with the recent host of injuries and suspensions we all needed this like a hole in the head or an anemia. It’s okay Kemosabe, breathe, calm down, count to ten, lock yourself in a private room and scream. But wait!! We have good news, the sort of good news known to problems as…..A Solution! Yeah one of those things!

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Week-to-week, without fail, we cover the transfer targets of interest for the upcoming fixtures. This week we start with the first games of 2015 and the official start of the second half if the EPL season. Some important notes this week, if you are holding onto anyone of value that play in the Asian Cup, you can show them the door. Please, blog, may I have some more?

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So every week, I review all the games… yeah, I do it running on high test caffeinated drinks, squeezing as much of the game info as I can, and then form a sort of “dream team” of my very own.  I do it differently, and I use the best players, but at a shrunken budget, because we all can’t be high rollers.  Why the shrunken budget you may ask? Because it’s more fun and challenging for me, and I can’t just look at the top scorers and do fifty-two card pick up.  So with Week 19 now officially closed, lets take a look at my formidable Starting XI.  Keep in mind that I limit myself to a £70.0m budget, and I will conform to the standard 4-4-2 form.  Enjoy! Comments, quips or the occasional curse word are always welcomed here at Razzbol FC… (Points scored for the week are in parenthesis.)

Please, blog, may I have some more?

So, as we do every match day, we’re giving you our loves and hates for this week in a segment called Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em.  You should know the drill but if you don’t, we each pick one option from each position, and then, for a bonus, we show you our genius line-ups for the week.  Pretty cut and dry, and quite simply… basic.  The best part is, you get two opinions for the price of one.  We do this as a tandem, it’s the Smokey and Ralph show.  It’s like musical chairs, without all the screaming kids and regretful feeling of loss. Week 19 has even more holiday intrigue to pile onto your FPL plate. You tell us, is there still room in your lower intestine after an especially rich Boxing day? Hopefully there is, because we have two Master Chefs in the kitchen whipping up FPL Gold. So sit back, relax, and have a look at who we would start and sit based on match-ups and value. It’s Start’Em, Sit’Em, Week 19.

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