X gonna give the GW 18 picks to ya, comon!!! WHAT!?
Top Dog: Lacazette, ARS – Pretty apparent that the week after Arsenal goes goalless versus a “reinvigorated” Hammers squad is an all too perfect a moment to drive Gooner fans mad. I forsee prolific offensive output from their £50m striker, as Waka Laca Flame played 8 minutes midweek, and Wenger will realize what a wanker he is after he plays a full 90 and bags a brace.
Old Dog: Rooney, EVE – Big Sam loves his English lads, and Rooney has been making Sam’s decision to keep him in the lineup come good. 5 goals and 1 assist in the last 4 matches, and Everton play Swansea at home. I personally have Calvert-Lewin and wouldn’t bring in Wazza, but he’s currently owned in 16.0% of leagues and with Spurs facing City, Rooney is a great shout for all of those dead managers that have been faithful to Old Master Wayne.
Silly Dog: De Gea, Jones, Valencia (Mourinho’s Defensive Disciples), MUN – Let’s be real, away to West Brom is a laugher. In a week characterized by a lack of good captain options, if you wanna just steady the ship and not go for a bonanza point haul, you coul do a lot worse than going with the defense most likely keep a clean. Jones is currently my vice-captain, he might make his way to full captaincy before Saturday kick off.