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X gonna give the GW 18 picks to ya, comon!!! WHAT!?

Top Dog: Lacazette, ARS – Pretty apparent that the week after Arsenal goes goalless versus a “reinvigorated” Hammers squad is an all too perfect a moment to drive Gooner fans mad. I forsee prolific offensive output from their £50m striker, as Waka Laca Flame played 8 minutes midweek, and Wenger will realize what a wanker he is after he plays a full 90 and bags a brace.

Old Dog: Rooney, EVE – Big Sam loves his English lads, and Rooney has been making Sam’s decision to keep him in the lineup come good. 5 goals and 1 assist in the last 4 matches, and Everton play Swansea at home. I personally have Calvert-Lewin and wouldn’t bring in Wazza, but he’s currently owned in 16.0% of leagues and with Spurs facing City, Rooney is a great shout for all of those dead managers that have been faithful to Old Master Wayne.

Silly Dog: De GeaJones, Valencia (Mourinho’s Defensive Disciples), MUN – Let’s be real, away to West Brom is a laugher. In a week characterized by a lack of good captain options, if you wanna just steady the ship and not go for a bonanza point haul, you coul do a lot worse than going with the defense most likely keep a clean. Jones is currently my vice-captain, he might make his way to full captaincy before Saturday kick off.

  1. Gareth says:
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    I’m glad Americans play fantasy premier league. Phil Jones as captain. Hahahahaha!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Gareth!

    • Cafuné

      Cafuné says:
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      @Gareth: I mean, gotta give a shout to big Phil and his insane Manure posse! I always debate captaining some defenders when my gut doesn’t like any attacking options. besides, just recommending salah or kane every week has become rather dull…

      Are you in the razzball mini league, gareth?

      • Gareth says:
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        @Cafuné: nah. In one at the moment with family and friends in the uk. But I’ll join a razzball one next year.

  2. Gareth says:
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    Like we shouldn’t say Dude, you guys shouldn’t say Wanker.

    • Cafuné

      Cafuné says:
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      @Gareth: Have you lost your marbles? I’m not about to get into an argy-bargy over who can say what, but I do accept that I might be a bit numpty with my British slang usage…

      I just love the term wanker, as it really describes my sentiments twoard about half of the people I meet daily. That being said, moving forward I’ll refrain from using it in posts that don’t have your prior approval.

      • Gareth says:
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        @Cafuné: tosser is acceptable.

  3. Gareth says:
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    G3!

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