With the end of the season in sight, it is time to announce that tickets are now on sale for the first annual Razzball pancake breakfast.  It is a bring your own eggs affair.  A dozen is good but the amount of slackers that we have that will attend it is best to bring a dozen and a half.  I will be your DJ in the kitchen cooking up hash browns on the ones and twos.  Not sure if anyone else will be accompanying me in the chef department, if not, so be it. I am used to going at things on my own.  So get pancake hungry y’all!  Now to the lecture at hand, week 36 is here and it gives us a real strategy look at what to do the rest of the way.  Whether you have the WC still at your discretion or not.  Two teams, Arsenal and Southampton have fantasy assets in name only this week as both teams only offer the extra set of fixtures and not the allure.  So don’t go crazy with bringing in hopes and dreams of positive thinking this week and concentrate on Week 37 instead.  But for now stay here enjoy my rankings and hell even stay and leave a comment or three.  Happy transferring.  Cheers!


  1. Petr Cech, Arsenal
  2. Kasper Schmeichel, Leicester
  3. Thibaut Courtois, Chelsea
  4. Artur Boruc, Bournemouth
  5. Eldin Jakupovic, Hull
  6. Joel Robles, Everton
  7. Tom Heaton, Burnley
  8. Fraser Forster, Southampton
  9. Willy Caballero, Man City
  10. Simon Mignolet, Liverpool
  11. David de Gea, Man United


  1. Marcos Alonso, Chelsea
  2. Christian Fuchs, Leicester
  3. Kyle Walker, Spurs
  4. Nacho Monreal, Arsenal
  5. Ryan Bertrand, Southampton
  6. Gary Cahill, Chelsea
  7. Charlie Daniels, Bournemouth
  8. Harry Maguire, Hull
  9. Cedric Soares, Southampton
  10. Gabriel Paulista, Arsenal
  11. Leighton Baines, Everton
  12. Andrea Ranocchia, Hull
  13. Laurent Koscielny. Arsenal
  14. Maya Yoshida, Southampton
  15. Adam Smith, Bournemouth
  16. Jack Stephens, Southampton
  17. Nathaniel Clyne, Liverpool
  18. Michael Keane, Burnley
  19. Cesar Azpilicueta, Chelsea
  20. Andrew Robertson, Hull


  1. Alexis Sanchez, Arsenal
  2. Eden Hazard, Chelsea
  3. Dele Alli, Spurs
  4. Leroy Sane, Man City
  5. Josh King, Bournemouth
  6. Christian Eriksen, Spurs
  7. Mesut Ozil, Arsenal
  8. Riyad Mahrez, Leicester
  9. Roberto Firmino, Liverpool
  10. Dusan Tadic, Southampton
  11. Theo Walcott, Arsenal
  12. Kevin de Bruyne, Man City
  13. Anthony Martial, Man United
  14. Pedro, Chelsea
  15. Nathan Redmond, Southampton
  16. Adam Lallana, Liverpool
  17. Ross Barkley, Everton
  18. Wilfried Zaha, Crystal Palace
  19. Lazar Markovic, Hull
  20. Marc Albrighton, Leicester


  1. Harry Kane, Spurs
  2. Romelu Lukaku, Everton
  3. Diego Costa, Chelsea
  4. Gabriel Jesus, Man City
  5. Manolo Gabbiadini, Southampton
  6. Jamie Vardy, Leicester
  7. Christian Benteke, Crystal Palace
  8. Marcus Rashford, Man United
  9. Oumar Niasse, Hull
  10. Ashley Barnes, Burnley
  11. Olivier Giroud, Arsenal


  1. Cafuné

    Maxi says:

    Where would said pancake breakfast be? are y’all anywhere near the Bay Area? thanks for the advice yesterday, appreciate it greatly.

    Which 3 Chelsea players would you go for outta Cahill, Alonso, Hazard and Costa? My gut says to drop Costa for Gabs or maybe Benteke or Niasse. I would most likely start Cahill, Alonso and Maguire as my back 3 for GW 36, and keep it going with Alonso/Cahill and one of Stephens/Yoshida for GW 37.

    If I decide to keep just one Chelsea DEF, I have enough money to keep Costa and go get either Monreal or Fuchs while benching a cheapo 5th MF in the 4.2-4.7m range.

    Ultima preguntica:

    What would you also say on who to bench this week? Gotta decide if I want a 5th MF in the 8-9 million or so range (Eriksen/Ozil/Mahrez), or go with a 3rd Striker in the 6-10.5million range (Gabs/Benteke/Niasse/and perhaps Costa with the above scenario). The costlier MF means benching an Anichebe/Crouch/Barnes type, or running out there with Gabs/Benteke/Niasse and getting a cheap MF to save cash for my 1 transfer and subsequent bench boost in GW 37.

    • Smokey

      Smokey says:

      @Maxi: It would be a BYOP and at m place in Jersey.

      No problem, that’s what I am here for.

      I am going Courtois, Alonso and Hazard. I like the defensive metric better then the extra midfield (pedro) or striker option (Costa). I think costa is exta that you don’t need. You are playing 2 strikers this week most likely. So kane and Jesus or any combo you want. i would want the additional money to invest into the midfield with the likes of Hazard and Alexis as a pair. i dont think having Costa is possible to get those two.

      Love Fuchs this week!

      I would go Eriksen out of the 3. and pass on the 3rd striker. My strategy is to own Anichebe because he allows me to get stars all over at his price tag. Don’t need him this week and next week is a dice roll for the 2 fixtures.

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