Week 36 comes rolling in the fantasy door like a kitten with soundproof shoes on.  Seriously it is so quiet in here and the noise is all surrounding the 2 goals that were conceded in another tournament that really don’t matter until Liverpool give up 3 more.  Run-on sentences are fun, especially when the point you wanna prove falls on deaf ‘Pudlian ears.  So moving on in the museum tour of rankings for the FPL week 36.  This is a severe set-up week, almost like an awful blind date setup by someone who doesn’t really know your personality.  You appreciate the fixtures but don’t really ever plan to call or text or use this people again because you are dating twins next week.  Twins!  And not of the Minnesota variety.  I always forget that not all the baseball jokes transfer correctly, but if you are into that sorta thing click on the baseball thing on monday’s and Friday’s as I continue my journey to the middle of popularity there.   So transfer wisely this week, only bring in players that have a double next week.  I mean it don’t be stupid.  Cheers!

Keepers:

  1. Hugo Lloris, Spurs
  2. Ederson, Man City
  3. Loris Karius, Liverpool
  4. Thibaut Courtois, Chelsea
  5. Nick Pope, Burnley
  6. Jordan Pickford, Everton
  7. Kasper Schmeichel, Leicester
  8. Ben Foster, West Brom
  9. Martin Dubravka, Newcastle
  10. Jonas Lossl, Huddersfield
  11. Alex McCarthy, Southampton

Defense:

  1. Ben Davies, Spurs
  2. Nicolas Otamendi, Man City
  3. Virgil van Dijk, Liverpool
  4. Cesar Azpilicueta, Chelsea
  5. Kieran Trippier, Spurs
  6. Joe Gomez, Liverpool
  7. Jan Vertonghen, Spurs
  8. Victor Moses, Chelsea
  9. Benjamin Mendy, Man City
  10. James Milner, Liverpool
  11. Danilo, Man City
  12. Cedric, Southampton
  13. Vincent Kompany, Man City
  14. James Tarkowski, Burnley
  15. Deandre Yedlin, Newcastle
  16. Leighton Baines, Everton
  17. Emerson Palmieri, Chelsea
  18. Kevin Long, Burnley
  19. Chris Smalling, Man United
  20. Matthew Lowton, Burnley

Midfielders:

  1. Christian Eriksen, Spurs
  2. Mo Salah, Liverpool
  3. Raheem Sterling, Man City
  4. Alexis Sanchez, Man United
  5. Kevin de Bruyne, Man City
  6. Dele Alli, Spurs
  7. Eden Hazard, Chelsea
  8. Riyad Mahrez, Leicester
  9. Heung Min-Son, Spurs
  10. David Silva, Man City
  11. Bernardo Silva, man City
  12. Willian, Chelsea
  13. Wilfried Zaha, Crystal Palace
  14. Sadio Mane, Liverpool
  15. Luka Milivojevic, Crystal Palace
  16. Paul Pogba, Man United
  17. Johann Gudmundsson, Burnley
  18. Dusan Tadic, Southampton
  19. Matt Ritchie, Newcastle
  20. Theo Walcott, Everton

Forwards:

  1. Harry Kane, Spurs
  2. Gabriel Jesus, Man City
  3. Romelu Lukaku, Man United
  4. P-E Aubameyang, Arsenal
  5. Alvaro Morata, Chelsea
  6. Jamie Vardy, Leicester
  7. Chris Wood, Burnley
  8. Roberto Firmino, Liverpool
  9. Salomon Rondon, West Brom
  10. Olivier Giroud, Chelsea
  11. Danny Ings, Liverpool