It’s a tough week for defenders. Some tough matches against equally tough opponents have totally neutralized my powers of defensive persuasion. Luckily, there are three fixtures that you can or should load up on, like your Noah and your roster is the ark. Two-by-two my friends. Abundance is bliss, excess is never enough. Okay, I am officially out of cliches that make sense. Anyways, the gist of what I am saying is if you have the capacity to load up on Chelsea, City, or Liverpool defenders, please by all means, do so. I don’t need to sign your permission slip, or drive you there just do it. Enjoy the rest of this week’s rankings and as always good luck.Please, blog, may I have some more?
So did you blink and miss that super exciting transfer window? Yeah, me too. The highlight of the period is the signing of Juan Cuadrado by Chelsea. He is a brilliant little wing player who has the ability to dribble and get fouled a lot, which sounds like a version of Victor Moses or Eden Hazard. Both not horrible things for fantasy purposes. So the transfer period is the last chance effort to use it or lose it. The wildcard that is. The other expression that holds this famous premise is completely not true. Why you ask? Because I have met some “fantasy experts” that, well, let’s just say they have a great view of their parent’s basement. That is neither here nor there. So good luck this week with the transfers in your club, and be greedy this week if you can. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
The rankings this week were supposed to be nice and easy. Diego Costa on top, because he hates being a power-bottom type fantasy option. Then he has to go all stomp on Emre Can, and will be facing most likely be facing a three game ban. Way to go! I mean, what goes through the players minds that they aren’t on camera at all times when on the pitch? He must not think of all of us when he is doing this, as we all count on and rely on his goal scoring prowess. I for one am more let down by everyone else because I preached about how he is to own in the Wildcard post. Just sad. So in three games, we will start over and figure out what’s what, but until then, the show must go on as we enter Week 23 of the FPL down a man. So peruse my rankings and let me know what you think. Cheers and good luck!Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s like The Day After Tomorrow with this week’s rankings, or also known as Week 1 after WC. Yeah, we are getting all biblical with the defenders this week. If you aren’t good and don’t behave, I will do a full mass with a full communion. Now stop hitting your brother. This week, the usual juggernaut defense’s of Man City and Chelsea pit heads against each other and basically are neutralizing their play-ability. That’s okay, because if you follow us here, we explained and mapped out the ROS schedule in Ralph’s Strength of Ranker, and it is augmented. Yeah, we got all types of vocabulary skills with our Wildcard Strategy. So if you are late to the party, you owe us each a shot and a beer and about 15 minutes of reading. For those of you that are on point, team all tidy lets just get to the Week 23 rankings, today the defenders of the crown, or goal, or what have you. Good luck and cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Dang, it feels like forever since I wrote about the weekly goings on. I have missed you like I miss my toilet seat, usually a lot, and sprayed all over. This Transfer Tuesday is kind of irrelevant for some because if you did it right, you used your wildcard this week and your roster should be ready to go. For the few of you that didn’t, well, here are some cheaper under the carpet type ideas that most people probably aren’t using this week. So you can either use them to augment your roster or completely ignore it, curse at me and kill my pet canary. Either way, I win, because I hate that bird… it was left to me by a room share friend that over-stayed his welcome and always smelled like summer sausage, but I digress. So enjoy the week of goodies that Razzball has to offer you leading up to game time on Saturday for Week 23. As always….. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Well, I hope you all heeded the advice of us here at Razzball and waited to use your wildcard until this week. I would assume you did, because we are all of the intelligent variety and from I hear it is spreading. Actually I think that may be craziness, but crazy people are somewhat intelligent in their own way. Randomly wearing helmet guy, you get what I am saying. So with the FA Cup finished over the weekend, it gives you a set-up of what will be for the next few weeks in the FPL. Unfortunately, with some injuries and some suspensions, it has altered the state of some fantasy stalwarts. This post has been in the brewing for weeks now, and I have scoured the internet viewing everyone else’s theories on this wildcard business. Some good one’s out there so props to ya, but I think I have a better idea or one that is a variation of others that seems to be not fool proof by any means, but in my head, they are very feasible for a better run at the trophy. So sit back, relax, this is going to be a long post with lots of different directions but one common path for you to have the best club with your gift of the wildcard…Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Transfer window is still open and there’s sure to be some sparks come deadline day. We can’t predict the future, well unless you’re me..but that’s besides the point. There’s some new imports to FPL previously unavailable. So let’s review the best of the new additions to the game, and talk about what impact I think they’ll have. There’s plenty more to come before the end of the month but let’s take it as it comes. Yeah we’ll review those at the end of the window, and Ralph already covered the big rumors in his 4-Part team by team mammoth. So let’s get into the new additions to fantasy premier league via transfers. Sit back homie relax, in fact grab a six pack, and kick back while I kick facts.Please, blog, may I have some more?
So every week, I review all the games…yeah, I do it running on high-test caffeinated drinks, squeezing as much of the game info as I can, and then form a sort of “dream team” of my very own. I do it differently, and I use the best players, but at a shrunken budget, because we all can’t be high rollers. Why the shrunken budget you may ask? Because it’s more fun and challenging for me, and I can’t just look at the top scorers and do fifty-two card pick up. So with Week 22 now officially closed, lets take a look at my formidable Starting XI. Keep in mind that I limit myself to a £70.0m budget, and I will conform to the standard 4-4-2 form. Enjoy! Comments, quips or the occasional curse word are always welcomed here at Razzbol FC… (Points scored for the week are in parenthesis.)Please, blog, may I have some more?
So the biggest question I keep hearing is predominantly about one thing, and one thing only…and I will finally answer it now. Yes, they are bugle boy jeans and they are most certainly comfortable. I wish that was the question, but the epicenter of the forward situation revolves around Sergio Aguero. I mean he is, when healthy, the best up front option in the Premier. The one problem is his health and how much burn he is going to get this week versus Arsenal. I see it this way, his price is a determinant for me to add him personally right now. If you have the loot to spare then don’t listen to me and wait it out. Or you can just wait it out until next week, use your free wild card transfer and completely rebuild your roster into a down the stretch contender. I see Aguero playing this week, but he isn’t going 90 in no way shape or form. So roster pre-cautiously and have at least two other decent options up front. So now that we know about Kun, let’s see where the other forwards rank this week. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Who needs a silly pint at only 16 ounces? Real men do it by the deuce-deuce. I tell you, it only tastes better when you get extra, and we continue to roll all the way to that illustrious week 1984(ounces). That’s a keg, for people on abacuses only, and not the inter-web thingy. As we roll into this week, it is almost a breather, it’s the week before you go all Chernobyl on your roster. I say this because Week 23 is actually a whole 11 days after this week concludes, so we have a bit of Frankie Goes to Hollywood moment to assess our team and whether to start paying attention to the upcoming Fantasy Baseball season. Don’t go yet, stay till the end. That’s what all the cool kids do. I do it, and I think Ralph does it. If you do it please advise others that you do. So some tasty match-ups await us this week, and as always, come here everyday for rankings, opinions, a good Pintrest recipes… or just a quick anecdotal message about the Priest, the barber, and the guy with a leg made of cabbage. Ahhh, good times. Enjoy the week and good luck!Please, blog, may I have some more?