A season ago Manchester City marched to the title, scoring a record number of goals en route to setting records for both wins and points. It was no surprise that at season’s end they boasted the top four (4!) players in assists – KDB, Sterling, Sane and Silva – and the top three players in  fantasy assists (Silva’s 11 assists in real life was also his total in FPL, dropping him behind four others). Midfield, it seemed, was not where City needed to strengthen. But then they went and signed Riyad Mahrez for a lot of chedder, or squids; really the foodstuff of your choice. In bulk.

Please, blog, may I have some more?