And so it begins… Another arduous season of tinkering and self hate. Only slightly kidding, but it is awfully arduous. I kinda like that word today more than the other words, so if it turned you off to my wordsmithing and construction of the human language, my apologies. The new FPL season is on the table and Razzball is the chef for all your culinary fantasy needs. We will be here most days and definitely every week to give you the low down on the high brow info. I’ve brought back some of the familiar folks and have added some new faces to the fray. Relax, they may be not from the same country you are from, but they may root for the same club that you do. So in theory, you can sort of trust them, but only as far as the end of the pub’s bar. I am excited for the year and look forward to grabbing as many other fantasy sport fiends as possible and roll them into the fray of FPL. Listen, this fantasy stuff isn’t for everyone. Hell, I have been here at the world famous institute known as Razzball for 10 years. A decade of brilliance… sort of. So if you like sports, enjoy FPL this is the spot to be! We are only slightly offensive, but definitely will not use your name directly to offend you personally. Then use that kind of communication and roll that into fantasy knowledge on the highest level of comedic genius, mixed with the fact of the matter stats. If you are here right now, you get what Razzball is all about. Fun and a whole heaping of more fun. Other sites may promise you the world with stats and knowledge, but we are more fun to drink with. And that is a fact, because I have personally drank with a few fantasy heads from around the world and they are not the kind of lads who you would want to watch your kids for you on your date night. So get comfy as we bring you 38 plus weeks of fantasy goodies and lots of laughs. Cheers!
So the joys of FPL is competing with your peers and me. This year is no different. Tell your friends, join up and make the Razzbol footie league the league to win. Why should you wanna join and win? Easy, because I am bribing you to. This year, the winner of the Razzball league gets a kit. A kit of their choosing. Could be Chelsea, because you wanna kiss my ass a bit, or it could be the other 19 clubs in the premier. So that is the bribe. You win the league this year you get a jersey from a guy in New Jersey. So in total, no lying words you get a new jersey from the guy in NJ. No lies, gimmicks or fees to pay. Join up (league code below) compete against your fellow Razz-fellows and look sharp at your next pub crawl with a new kit for doing nothing than outsmarting the other managers of FPL.
Join up. Bragging rights will ensue!