This is it folks, last round-up. Finish your pints and kindly please put your stools on top of the tables when you leave. In all seriousness though, it has been a pleasure to drop knowledge on you week in and week out for the FPL. I do it for the love of the beautiful game, you hopefully come for the fresh cold cuts and stay for the light sided humor. Either way you get me, and I hope I at least helped you at least once this year. So cheers for the read. On to the last week, plenty of fixtures that look tasty but how many transfers do we use post DGW and in most cases bench boost. I personally still have my all out attack chip and am on the fence if losing one defender is actually worth the extra attacker. Crazy, but defense is shifty consistent. My advice for this week would be to bring in as viable attackers as possible and let the scoring and the results of what could be a wild Sunday of fixtures. Go down with your guns out, shirt off and get that last yellow card for celebrating. So last and probably not least here are the week 38 FPL rankings. Enjoy!Please, blog, may I have some more?
The long drawn out week is going to bring out the dreaded “R” word. That word is: rotation… maybe. With two teams playing three games in a weeks time and some playing two in 4 or 5, fitness is going to be tested this week as we steam towards the end of the Premier league season. Trust me, I don’t want the rotation stuff to even be a remote possibility, but in some sense of reality, it is going to happen. With nagging injuries, formation switches, and the bottom teams fighting for relegation, it just seems way to obvious of a stitch that some strange names may rear their faces and ruin the fantasy party. Writing the lede for the rankings is the hardest post, because it is all cut and dry stuff… look up a guy see where he is ranked. So if you made it this far into the opening, good on ya. If you skipped it, don’t really matter and don’t let me waste anymore of your time. So without further adieu, here are the Week 35 FPL rankings. Good luck on the DGW setup and with this week’s transfers. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
The double game week is here, and while some of the teams on the slate have pretty blah fixtures… (Cough, Crystal Palace, cough.) The others have optimal schedules to load up your teams for the DGW. Getting there doesn’t really require you to wild card per se, and I personally wouldn’t. The wildcard is for Week 35 and beyond when multiple options present themselves with better fixtures. That is neither here nor there, because tons have already wild carded and taken that off the table so let’s just concentrate on the here and now. I said Boro haul because while they are basically a recycling bin for fantasy relevance, they do hold some value this week because of the teams that they play. With games against Bournemouth and then home to Sunderland they face two teams that don’t have the best propensity for consistency. Having at least one Middlesbrough defender this week and possible more could be a great idea if you can get there with minimal point deductions. We all know the three teams that double, there is no secret solution to this. It is a guessing game for the week. Which is stretched out five days. So grab some DGW fellas and then have a gander below to see what else is going down in the world of transfers. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you tuned in yesterday footie fans, I discussed the importance of a stout backbone in defense. Today it is all about the face men. They have stunning dispositions, a knack for saying the right thing at the right time when it comes to fantasy goodies, and are just downright sexier options than their defensive counterparts. I can’t make this stuff up. I mean, I could, but why would I wanna? I have at least three other things to do than tell you pork pies and a bunch of rubbish that has no relevance over FPL outputs. Plain and simple, these are the guys we rely on for goals and assists. Plain and simple. Sorry Mesut Ozil, your two whole assists are not enough to come to the picnic. Fun fact: there are 8 defenders that have the same amount (2) or more assists than the mid-9 priced Arsenal midfielder. Yet he is still owned in 9% of leagues, gotta love the zombie teams in the near over 4 million teams. So when zombies attack, you usually get red arrows because it is an off week from your decision making process for fantasy. So to avoid the apocalypse of the undead, here is the Week 14 FPl rankings for the Midfielders and Forwards. Good luck with transfers. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
This is the first reminder that lineups lock on Friday. So now that you have looked to make sure I am not tripping face and actually am spitting truth. How did everyone do with their week one results? I personally got a tiny bit screwed, but such is life. This fantasy season is a marathon not a sprint. So points to be made up every week. It is way too early to panic and jump in and use your wildcard, I would much rather advise you to take a -4 this week and get the pieces in your line-up that you covet. One thing to also remember is that since the season is still young the fixtures and the teams may not be the way we assume so be smart with your transfers and think longer term then just this week. Here are the week 2 FPL rankings.Please, blog, may I have some more?
With his price and the early over-reaction of most owners, Nathan Redmond is going to see his ownership spike (as it most certainly should). He is playing an almost augmented striker role for the Saints, and it wasn’t just going to be a one time only thing. His price is a fit under every budget at just six bucks, and he is almost certainly going to rise in price before the next set of fixtures. For someone who was pumping him up all preseason and own him in multi-platforms, this is a good thing. Sorry, I like to cheer for myself. If you were an early Andre Ayew owner, cause there were at least 200,000 of you before he left with an injury on Monday, this is an easy downshift and a fantastic re-allotment of funds. So with every normal transfer Tuesday, we look at some of the guys making news, making transfer trends, and some that are just catching my own personal eye. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Last week’s ranks and this week’s are completely different animals. Last week was basically the entire evolution of an FPL species, this week is just one sub-genus of that animal. It will be broken into 38 parts, this being the first. Biology humor is only funny to about 8-10 people in the entire universe that this post reaches. So if it wasn’t your cup of tea, good I am not a science guy by nature. This week the rankings will be lumped into one segment, on a normal week it will be segmented into 2 parts keepers and defence and midfielders and forwards. Quick week, last minute team building stuff to formulate your final drafts. Which in all honesty, is about 25 for me. You will notice a lot of names missing because some guys are suspended, injured, or just don’t have enough sway for me to take notice in the abbreviated rankings. So limiting them to what the playable minimums are is probably best. Short and simple: we’ll put it to bed and take on Week 2 in due form. So cheers for the read, and spread the word as Razzball FC is in your cranium on a daily basis.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Walking into a draft room knowing that the other 11 lads in that same room are the cream of the cream is a tough thing to swallow. The advantages you have over the usual competition is out the window. A draft amongst peers, an invite alone to be in the draft with these guys is truly an honor in itself. The field is comprised of the most astute and in the know group of FPL analysts that any and all of you probably know or follow. Here is the list of participants in draft order, and I suggest giving them a read to diversify your reading. Because you can’t always rely on your’s truly all the time. So enjoy the draft commentary and if you aren’t familiar with the draft stylings of draft style as compared to the Official FPL game, get yourself familiar.Please, blog, may I have some more?
It is a proven fact that the third of anything is always the best. Hence, why they added a third yodel to pack, and why the third rail is always talked about while the other two are neglected. 3-D is all the rage for just about every pictorial display… and now? Midfielders. Once again I am joined by the ambiguously-ranking duo of Kevin Devries and John Wallin. Both titans in their fields, even if that field is a farmers market and they are the foremost zucchini experts. Nonetheless, they are my boys and mad props for doing these rankings with me for the preseason. Midfield is by far the hardest group to rank for me because one man’s opine about a player is sometimes vastly different than the others. Parity makes the world go round, and at least this year it looks like we don’t have a set template team that we did for most of last year. So on with the show, and let’s look at the fantasy stalwarts that are middies. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Listen, I can say there are thousands upon thousands of options this week. I would then have to apologize to the tens of you for being a freaking liar. The mantra this week should be: getting to 11. That is all you need. With all of five fixtures to choose from and a limited transfer base to choose from, it can either be hard or it will be a lot of minus points taken. There will be a lot of template-type teams this week, as the options are so limited. It isn’t even funny. The rankings which you are about to peruse are extremley truncated. It is not done because I am being lazy or just don’t care. If there were more options, I would list them and gladly say go ahead and start this lad, but there just isn’t. Blame me, it is all my fault that this blank disaster happens now, right after the week we all scored so well. So without further adieu, here are the abbreviated, yet pungent FPL rankings for the week of 30. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?