This is it folks, last round-up. Finish your pints and kindly please put your stools on top of the tables when you leave. In all seriousness though, it has been a pleasure to drop knowledge on you week in and week out for the FPL. I do it for the love of the beautiful game, you hopefully come for the fresh cold cuts and stay for the light sided humor. Either way you get me, and I hope I at least helped you at least once this year. So cheers for the read. On to the last week, plenty of fixtures that look tasty but how many transfers do we use post DGW and in most cases bench boost. I personally still have my all out attack chip and am on the fence if losing one defender is actually worth the extra attacker. Crazy, but defense is shifty consistent. My advice for this week would be to bring in as viable attackers as possible and let the scoring and the results of what could be a wild Sunday of fixtures. Go down with your guns out, shirt off and get that last yellow card for celebrating. So last and probably not least here are the week 38 FPL rankings. Enjoy!

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With time short in both this week and the season, we get right to the meat and potatoes.  Rankings will be fast and furious, as will the fantasy advice.  Two weeks remain in the season and with the double game week this week, it is almost the Mt. Everest of the FPL season.  So my transfer advice will be included in the intro to the rankings this week.  Find a differential if they possibly exist, watch out for possible rotations, and don not bring in anyone with a single game week.  I mean that all sounds simple and well and good from a fan of my writings so heed my advice this week.  Stick to your guns with player favorability, and do not be afraid to take a minus to bring in a DGW player at the expense of a -4.  The rationale behind that is that if a player does nothing but play minute you break even.  So anything they may do, or are expected to do that adds to their point total is money in your bank.  Not really but you get the idea.  So on to the ranks as the games start Friday, and they don’t stop until next Thursday.  Should be fun if you are into the whole soccer/football thing.  Good luck this week.  Cheers!

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Usually with a fast week, decision making, as it comes to transfer ideas, is a rash decision making process.  I am prone to do it.  I make a decision with my mind instead of my heart, and sometimes leave my self short-sighted for the weeks to come.  No matter, because we are still in the mind set of sorta playing for this week, but still thinking about the double dip factor for the 3 teams that double in Week 34.  So with a quick turnaround this week, we jump into the transfer ideas and views of some players that I see that could help both now and later.  So good luck with the 2-3 days off and then right back into the fray of FPL action.  Cheers!

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This month is like a whirlwind covered in toasted almonds. Three match weeks in 8 days, and it only gets worse here after for the Smoke Dawg. With matches upcoming for Boxing Day and thereafter, there won’t be a day off starting that game week until January 4th. That;s right that is like 9 days of consecutive football. So let’s not get ahead of ourselves and concentrate on 17 and let 18-20 figure it out. As always, the rankings are based on the metric of form, fixture, and sense. So for you following at home, that would be FFS. And when something goes wrong, that is what we can blame and then shout what FFS actually means at someone close to you. Not at me, though I probably deserve it. Here are some rankings for FPL Week 17. Cheers!

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It’s funny, I never go into a week thinking it is a complete watch-and-observe week, but this week feels like it with the fixtures on the docket.  We have players on the shelf who are questionable to play, making them hard to rank.  Then on the opposite end, we have players that have been hurt and playing for first with the first team and see how they fit.  Add in yet another level of ranking difficulty, we have new players on new teams via the transfer that could make their first experience.  Head explodes!  So the midfield and forward rankings are a conundrum of Week 3 proportions.  We can say that Yannick Bolasie is going to play, but will he really?  Same for Christian Benteke, Dimitri Payet and the list of others that are in one of the three categories I just mentioned.  So like I said, it is a week of observation as this is the last game week before international duties.  So with that all out there and on the table here’s the goal-scorers and facilitators for week three of the FPL.

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We’re once again giving you our loves and hates for each week in a segment called “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em”.  You should know the drill, but if you don’t, we pick one option from each position.  Pretty cut and dry, and quite simply… basic.  It is more based on my feelings and gut approach for the week upcoming and changes from week to week.  I look at match-ups and form to formulate my craziness.  It’s like musical chairs, without all the screaming kids and regretful feeling of loss. So sit back, relax, and have a look at who we would start and sit based on match-ups and value. It’s Fantasy Premier League Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em, Week 1 (plus a sleeper/under-owned fella that should be owned and isn’t).

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This is it folks.  The whole magilla.  The end of the road and the close to a spectacular season of fantasy soccer here at Razzball.  I want to express my gratitude to all the readers, commentators and the powers that be at Razzball, a special shout to Jay, for giving me this opportunity to bring you quality advice from a fun approach in the Razzball tradition.  So here we have the finale to the rankings for the 2015/2016 FPL season.  I would say it’s now or never but that would be cliche and extremely too late. The best advice this week is don’t go crazy taking minuses, don’t make extreme gambles and go chalk with the rankings.  The high priced guys are high priced for a reason and this week the match-ups are in your favor and if you own them good.  Now go own more or as many as possible that can fit into your roster budget.  So here are the rankings for the final week of the season, I hope you all win your mini leagues or achieve the highest overall rank to date.  Cheers!

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This is it my friends.  I know that I am being semi-presumptuous that we are mates, but for the sense of suspense, let’s just pretend that we are.  And I promise to stop stalking you on social media.  Fair?  Yeah, I thought so, DM canceled. So week 37 is here and the differentials that exist are different than the previous week of doubles in 34.  By differentials, I mean that the dispersion of talent is very broad-based here.  There are a ton more lesser names to be rostered this week than the star power that previously existed in the double of days gone by.  Transfer ideas this week, start and end with guys on doubles.  End sentence.  I know the Villa and Newcastle fixture is so tempting, but where does that leave you for next week when the Toons play the Spurs?  All about the doubles.  I just want to keep instilling that into your minds.  Rankings this week reflect the doubles, as they should with only two weeks remaining.  Two pieces of advice this week…  First don’t be afraid of the minus, as it doesn’t hurt you as much as you think with guys on two games.  Secondly, if you are rostering Kane, Sanchez, and Aguero, you need to get rid of one and only one as all three have favorable fixtures in week 38.  So here is this week’s rankings.  Good luck and cheers!

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The calm before the double week storm is never an easy decision making process.  There are so many factors to figure out.  Who plays whom?  Who is in good form?  Who is in a rotation?  All good questions, that, unless you are privy to the managerial decision process you are at the mercy of guessing unfortunately.  I, as a keen-witted and sharp as I may be, can only right so many times.  Hell, I try to shoot for 50%, and I fail at that in most cases.  Nonetheless I come every day, week in and week out to give you the ideas that many like me put out.  It may not be precise but it is at least a guide for you to give the last decision process, your own opinion, too.  So Week 36 has some really tasty matches for the top flight lads and then the rotation guys (Liverpool) rear there ugly heads.  All we can do is hope and pray that we guess right, or avoid the situation all together and look for differentials elsewheres.  So here’s Week 36 final rankings of the scorers and heartbreakers and shakers.  Cheers!

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It’s a sad state of fantasy affairs, the season is drawing ever closer to a conclusion.  Well, it will be a happy ending for anyone who supports the Fox, as they look to have basically clinched the league title.  I know I may be a week premature there, but I am fairly confident that they will get the job done eventually.  So on to Week 36.  I myself am attacking my roster with piss and vinegar this week, as I get to use my wildcard and completely re-tool for the last three weeks of games.  The doubles in Week 37 will be a great determining factor of who and why I bring several players in, but there are some tasty-tasty match-ups both before and after the Week 36 double.  So setting yourself with the right players is clutch right now if you are chasing titles in your mini-league, head-to-head clashes or just playing for the glory of climbing the overall rankings.  So with transfers limited (if you don’t have the option of a WC) and options for this week yummy, let us jump into the guys I like for now and some for the double weeks.  Good luck on the transfers and be heady that there are UCL games today for City and Europa on Thursday for ‘Pool.  So save the jumping at guys until after those are over.  Cheers!

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