We’re once again giving you our loves and hates for each week in a segment called “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em”. You should know the drill, but if you don’t, we pick one option from each position. Pretty cut and dry, and quite simply… basic. It is more based on my feelings and gut approach for the week’S upcoming and changes from week-to-week. I look at match-ups and form to formulate my craziness. It’s like musical chairs, without all the screaming kids and regretful feeling of loss. So sit back, relax, and have a look at who we would start and sit based on match-ups and value. It’s Fantasy Premier League Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em, Week 34 (plus a sleeper/under-owned fella that should be owned and isn’t).Please, blog, may I have some more?
So now that we all have our eyes set on some transfer prizes and the midweek cup games have come to a head we can rank the players for Week 6. I gave it one extra day for injuries and such to show themselves, but alas, rankings you still have. I went over the transfer ideas in Tuesday of who to set your eyes on this week, it includes Kun because he is being brought back in at an incredible rate. On the same measure, the Ibra love is falling off as he is becoming a casualty for the Aguero train. It is the easiest move to make with the closest salary. Sometimes a quick fix isn’t always the best solution but it will work for the short term. So rankings wise as always it’s form. mixed with fixture, mixed with me drinking some of grandpa’s cough syrup. So in theory it is a lot of sense and a whole bunch of non-sense. I completely kidd, as I would never steer anyone astray as this game is meant to be enjoyable and fun. Plus I think we all get participation trophies and will definitely go for ice cream regardless of result. So sit back get comfy and enjoy the Week 6 all position rankings for the FPL. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
I was half waiting for all midweek competitions to be completed, half completely wrapped up in my own life of jet setting. The third half is currently here typing this weeks rankings for all y’all. So with the midweek fixtures that I mentioned, teams like Man United, Leicester, Spurs, Southampton, Arsenal, Man City teams starting XI all come into question. The poor Hammers were already bounced, so sad. Add in the fact that we patiently wait for fitness info on some in game niggles and injuries. So by taking all that in and now factoring it into this weeks FPL match-ups, we have a big ole conundrum of fantasy proportion. Now I would normally just go with my gut and list the usual starting XI as they should appear, but that is laziness and I am way better than that. So sit back, relax, find a comfy porcelain place that you do all your fantasy research and enjoy the Week 5 rankings for all positions. BTW, this is your reminder that there is a Friday game so rosters lock at 1400 PM EST.Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s funny, I never go into a week thinking it is a complete watch-and-observe week, but this week feels like it with the fixtures on the docket. We have players on the shelf who are questionable to play, making them hard to rank. Then on the opposite end, we have players that have been hurt and playing for first with the first team and see how they fit. Add in yet another level of ranking difficulty, we have new players on new teams via the transfer that could make their first experience. Head explodes! So the midfield and forward rankings are a conundrum of Week 3 proportions. We can say that Yannick Bolasie is going to play, but will he really? Same for Christian Benteke, Dimitri Payet and the list of others that are in one of the three categories I just mentioned. So like I said, it is a week of observation as this is the last game week before international duties. So with that all out there and on the table here’s the goal-scorers and facilitators for week three of the FPL.Please, blog, may I have some more?
It is a proven fact that the third of anything is always the best. Hence, why they added a third yodel to pack, and why the third rail is always talked about while the other two are neglected. 3-D is all the rage for just about every pictorial display… and now? Midfielders. Once again I am joined by the ambiguously-ranking duo of Kevin Devries and John Wallin. Both titans in their fields, even if that field is a farmers market and they are the foremost zucchini experts. Nonetheless, they are my boys and mad props for doing these rankings with me for the preseason. Midfield is by far the hardest group to rank for me because one man’s opine about a player is sometimes vastly different than the others. Parity makes the world go round, and at least this year it looks like we don’t have a set template team that we did for most of last year. So on with the show, and let’s look at the fantasy stalwarts that are middies. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
So after what appeared to be a week and forever of us waiting for the return of the game, it didn’t end up disappearing, it actually started again. All fit with new stats, a new skin, and some new looks but no real rule changes. Which is good, we all fear change. I have to change on a daily basis to my excessive sweat glands that pump out FPL and baseball knowledge all day, everyday. So here is what to expect out of the one man band here at Razzball FC this year. We have a crisp three weeks up until the season starts, so I will have positional breakdowns, good rotations to target for the early season schedule, and basic FPL fodder that only I can deliver. I will also be running a RCL similar FPL game on the official site. 93785-32556 is the code go and join up while I try and hit up the powers that be for prizes of a magnitude that would make others join. If not, just join up anyways and be a competitive footie. So as you roster and re-roster your team 200 ways to Sunday, stand at comfort that Smokey has your back and will be dropping posts usually on the daily up until the first games start on August 13th. So for now, lets get started shall we? Everyone loves a sleeper or a bargain, and I am no different. I feel that finding a bargain now to squeeze in your roster saves the day later for when you can add a big ticket item. So here are some of my favorite cheap items from some guys that were playing in the EPL last year that should outperform their value from day one. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
This is it folks. The whole magilla. The end of the road and the close to a spectacular season of fantasy soccer here at Razzball. I want to express my gratitude to all the readers, commentators and the powers that be at Razzball, a special shout to Jay, for giving me this opportunity to bring you quality advice from a fun approach in the Razzball tradition. So here we have the finale to the rankings for the 2015/2016 FPL season. I would say it’s now or never but that would be cliche and extremely too late. The best advice this week is don’t go crazy taking minuses, don’t make extreme gambles and go chalk with the rankings. The high priced guys are high priced for a reason and this week the match-ups are in your favor and if you own them good. Now go own more or as many as possible that can fit into your roster budget. So here are the rankings for the final week of the season, I hope you all win your mini leagues or achieve the highest overall rank to date. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
This is it my friends. I know that I am being semi-presumptuous that we are mates, but for the sense of suspense, let’s just pretend that we are. And I promise to stop stalking you on social media. Fair? Yeah, I thought so, DM canceled. So week 37 is here and the differentials that exist are different than the previous week of doubles in 34. By differentials, I mean that the dispersion of talent is very broad-based here. There are a ton more lesser names to be rostered this week than the star power that previously existed in the double of days gone by. Transfer ideas this week, start and end with guys on doubles. End sentence. I know the Villa and Newcastle fixture is so tempting, but where does that leave you for next week when the Toons play the Spurs? All about the doubles. I just want to keep instilling that into your minds. Rankings this week reflect the doubles, as they should with only two weeks remaining. Two pieces of advice this week… First don’t be afraid of the minus, as it doesn’t hurt you as much as you think with guys on two games. Secondly, if you are rostering Kane, Sanchez, and Aguero, you need to get rid of one and only one as all three have favorable fixtures in week 38. So here is this week’s rankings. Good luck and cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
The calm before the double week storm is never an easy decision making process. There are so many factors to figure out. Who plays whom? Who is in good form? Who is in a rotation? All good questions, that, unless you are privy to the managerial decision process you are at the mercy of guessing unfortunately. I, as a keen-witted and sharp as I may be, can only right so many times. Hell, I try to shoot for 50%, and I fail at that in most cases. Nonetheless I come every day, week in and week out to give you the ideas that many like me put out. It may not be precise but it is at least a guide for you to give the last decision process, your own opinion, too. So Week 36 has some really tasty matches for the top flight lads and then the rotation guys (Liverpool) rear there ugly heads. All we can do is hope and pray that we guess right, or avoid the situation all together and look for differentials elsewheres. So here’s Week 36 final rankings of the scorers and heartbreakers and shakers. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Short week for info, but still, none the less, you get rankings. With Week 34 doubles over and everyone basking in the hondo or above, you scored. And yes, you should have scored a 100 or more. If you didn’t, you either can’t read what I write from week in and week out or your team is dead and it totally reverts back to point number one. This week’s transfer ideas are blah-squared, as you are most likely stuck with what you have or you have to make an emergency transfer or two to either use one of your chips or to just field a roster. Most teams this week will be doing one of two things using their wildcard to fill out their team that they sold out weeks in advance to field a competitive double team, or they will be holding fast and pocketing their transfer for next weeks broader schedule. Either way there is no wrong answer here, because you still have to field a competitive team regardless of how you get there. So stay strong with your three gunners, three Liverpool (though there may be a rotation again) and try and field the best XI possible. So here is the Week 35 rankings, good luck and Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?