The DGW makes rankings seem like a person who has a stutter. Every third guy is from the same team, and are basically only enticing because of the extra fixture. This week, that is not the case. The fixtures are bordering on blah and the options to gain fantasy aptitude are limited. Yea the Palace players seem interesting and then you realize their opponents. Then you move onto United and realize that, who do you really trust there? Then you have Middlesbrough who’s favorite soccer stylings seems to be stuck in neutral. Not very appealing my friends, like I said. The best case scenario for the week is to take a minimum hit transfer wise and bring in the usual DGW faces that you hear about all over the inter-webs, and of course use some of that good ole common sense. So good luck with transfer ideas and enjoy some DGW rankings for week 34 of the FPL. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
We’re once again giving you our loves and hates for each week in a segment called “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em”. You should know the drill, but if you don’t, we pick one option from each position. Pretty cut and dry, and quite simply… basic. It is more based on my feelings and gut approach for the week’S upcoming and changes from week-to-week. I look at match-ups and form to formulate my craziness. It’s like musical chairs, without all the screaming kids and regretful feeling of loss. So sit back, relax, and have a look at who we would start and sit based on match-ups and value. It’s Fantasy Premier League Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em, Week 30 (plus a sleeper/under-owned fella that should be owned and isn’t).Please, blog, may I have some more?
To follow on yesterday’s post of keepers and defense, today’s post is about the guys who stuff the stat-sheet with more frequency. It is basically like a Sizzler buffet, but imagine your plate is a soccer ball and you can only eat with your feet. Weird, I know, but in some cultures feet are worshiped more than cows. Just sayin’, there are some weird and freaky people out there and usually a category on your favorite adult site of preference. Where was I… Oh, Week 21 midfielders and forward rankings. I tend to wander in thoughts, it is a mix of ADHD and my propensity to just be bored to death with normal conversation. So, now that we are back on course this week has some tasty fixtures for the big guns of fantasy. Yeah, I am staring at the Gunners squarely in the face as they face a lowly Swansea team that is last in the FPL world in defense. The only bad thing this week is when two big guns face off in United and Liverpool. A big game by stature, but it usually casts a strange shadow over the fantasy world. It is unfortunate, but it’s the truth. The trust level in guys tends to wane a bit and it stinks because both teams are the goods from a tally for stars standpoint. So with all that in mind let’s jump into the rankings. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Boxing Day Rankings! That alone should be all that you need, but I have the gift of gab. That and I think I am funnier when I am being all didactic. The Monday slate is the goods, and then two solo games to follow. Then a day of rest and then back at it again. So the action in the FPL is fast paced, and not for the casual fan. Which, if anyone is paying attention to the words around the Twitter speak, the zombie teams number (39%) is a staggering number compared to the number of teams. I think that number is skewed by the number of teams who started bad and set the reset button, but whatever. To each their own, I believe the expression is. Regardless, we are in the here and now of Week 18 and here comes the FPL rankings for all positions. Good luck with your transfer choices and Happy Holidays!Please, blog, may I have some more?
To transfer, or to not transfer, that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them. Maybe Hamlet was playing Fantasy Premier League back in the day. You think he would transfer Diego Costa out? My guess is: it depends. It depends on your salary commitment to him, your timing in wanting to transfer him out and who you are going to bring in. These are all the good questions. Diego is scheduled to go down this morning, and due to his vast ownership, he will most likely go down once again before Monday’s roster lock. But these are all good things. My advice is drop him, or you should have dropped him immediately. Wait it out, watch his price go down once or twice, and then re-buy in the next week. I know it doesn’t seem like a great strategy by using a transfer and then reinvesting it right back into the same asset, but it really does make sense. He gets a rest for one of the games that he was probably going to get a rest for already so there is no guessing. You also may gain a penny or two and make it easier to transfer a big name like Harry Kane out in exchange for Diego in Week 19. Because a Kane for Costa swap is easier to swallow than, say, a Kane to Origi swap. I am only a vessel of interwoven knowledge here to guide your ship, not steer it. So here are some Diego ideas for transfers and some other tidbits or transfer-ology. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you tuned in yesterday footie fans, I discussed the importance of a stout backbone in defense. Today it is all about the face men. They have stunning dispositions, a knack for saying the right thing at the right time when it comes to fantasy goodies, and are just downright sexier options than their defensive counterparts. I can’t make this stuff up. I mean, I could, but why would I wanna? I have at least three other things to do than tell you pork pies and a bunch of rubbish that has no relevance over FPL outputs. Plain and simple, these are the guys we rely on for goals and assists. Plain and simple. Sorry Mesut Ozil, your two whole assists are not enough to come to the picnic. Fun fact: there are 8 defenders that have the same amount (2) or more assists than the mid-9 priced Arsenal midfielder. Yet he is still owned in 9% of leagues, gotta love the zombie teams in the near over 4 million teams. So when zombies attack, you usually get red arrows because it is an off week from your decision making process for fantasy. So to avoid the apocalypse of the undead, here is the Week 14 FPl rankings for the Midfielders and Forwards. Good luck with transfers. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
So now that we all have our eyes set on some transfer prizes and the midweek cup games have come to a head we can rank the players for Week 6. I gave it one extra day for injuries and such to show themselves, but alas, rankings you still have. I went over the transfer ideas in Tuesday of who to set your eyes on this week, it includes Kun because he is being brought back in at an incredible rate. On the same measure, the Ibra love is falling off as he is becoming a casualty for the Aguero train. It is the easiest move to make with the closest salary. Sometimes a quick fix isn’t always the best solution but it will work for the short term. So rankings wise as always it’s form. mixed with fixture, mixed with me drinking some of grandpa’s cough syrup. So in theory it is a lot of sense and a whole bunch of non-sense. I completely kidd, as I would never steer anyone astray as this game is meant to be enjoyable and fun. Plus I think we all get participation trophies and will definitely go for ice cream regardless of result. So sit back get comfy and enjoy the Week 6 all position rankings for the FPL. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday we touched on the east end girls and back end boys, today it is the guys who make the fantasy box scores swoon like a seal at the fish market. That’s right, if you said it inside your head, it’s the middies and forward ranks. Much like the clean sheet prowess, the same can sorta be said for the offensive weapons. In most cases, the clean sheet possibility is linked because the opposing team isn’t very good, ergo the offense should do some fantasy things. The midfield ranks should stack with and contain the template option of Eden Hazard. He is, for my money and slight homerism of being a Chelsea fan, the most spot-on Middie in the FPL game right now. So if you are reading this and play fantasy premiere, then obviously make sure he is on your squad. It should be a lot easier this week to bring in not one, but multiple big priced players as the reallocation of the bank of Kun allows a lot of extra cash in the fantasy kitty. So my advice this week is if you own Aguero currently, you need to shift him out. To me it makes no sense to have his 13.0 price tag, coupled with the three other bench players which at minimum combined for the four is 25% of your roster sit idle by. Not having Sergio Aguero in your team is bad enough, but don’t hamstring yourself further by not diversifying your funds. Good luck and cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s funny, I never go into a week thinking it is a complete watch-and-observe week, but this week feels like it with the fixtures on the docket. We have players on the shelf who are questionable to play, making them hard to rank. Then on the opposite end, we have players that have been hurt and playing for first with the first team and see how they fit. Add in yet another level of ranking difficulty, we have new players on new teams via the transfer that could make their first experience. Head explodes! So the midfield and forward rankings are a conundrum of Week 3 proportions. We can say that Yannick Bolasie is going to play, but will he really? Same for Christian Benteke, Dimitri Payet and the list of others that are in one of the three categories I just mentioned. So like I said, it is a week of observation as this is the last game week before international duties. So with that all out there and on the table here’s the goal-scorers and facilitators for week three of the FPL.Please, blog, may I have some more?
This is the first reminder that lineups lock on Friday. So now that you have looked to make sure I am not tripping face and actually am spitting truth. How did everyone do with their week one results? I personally got a tiny bit screwed, but such is life. This fantasy season is a marathon not a sprint. So points to be made up every week. It is way too early to panic and jump in and use your wildcard, I would much rather advise you to take a -4 this week and get the pieces in your line-up that you covet. One thing to also remember is that since the season is still young the fixtures and the teams may not be the way we assume so be smart with your transfers and think longer term then just this week. Here are the week 2 FPL rankings.Please, blog, may I have some more?