If you are looking around like you stole something, and you basically haven’t done anything, don’t fret, you are amongst friends and in a safe place. The week that happened, albeit an outlier based on it being midweek, was a weird and special week for everyone. We all knew that Adam Lallana was going to go off (because I told you as such). We even knew that Hazard was going to miss it two days before hand, once again a proclamation made by your’s truly. I do get more wrong then I do get right though… but we don’t have to bring up old stuff just to make me look stupid. We are past the sweet sixteen party and now are on to the young season getting it’s driver’s license. So your insurance rates are going up because kids can’t drive for pooh. But let’s concentrate your attention on the other side of the analogy, Week 17 of the FPL. Most importantly, the transfer ideas and some strategy for the upcoming weeks. It’s fun thinking about more then one week, when they are more then two days apart. So after this week, it won’t feel like you have fantasy diarrhea and have to go change stuff every other second. So get comfy as I am about to wax poetic on some stuff. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Short weeks lead to an abbreviated schedule… Everything feels rushed and out of sorts. But rankings are rankings, they gotta be done. So this week, I called in some helper elves, because why not? Tis’ the season for FPL cheer. So I brought in my PIC to give me his perspective for the Week 16 rankings. Kevin DeVries (@Kevrov) handles basically everything fantasy-wise that I do, and is my co-host on two separate podcasts we do together. So if I trust him, you should as well. He will handle the Keepers and Middies below, and I will tackle the Defense and Strikers. A collaborative effort amongst the masses. Here are the Week 16 FPL rankings for all positions!Please, blog, may I have some more?
The good thing is that the turn around for footie is minute. The bad thing is that the news in-between and the set-up preparation for it is slim. Very little room for error. Especially when it comes to transfers. With all teams basically playing two games in 72 hours time, it sets up for an interesting roster lock on Tuesday at 1:45PM EST. Questions surround almost everyone’s roster. Will Sadio Mane get a ban for his actions, will Man City wake back up without Kun, what defenses do you trust for a clean sheet? All legitimate questions. I usually have all the answers, but for now, I am just like every other average Joe and waiting for news on stuff. But what I do know is who to target transfer-wise based on match-ups, form, and just basic drunken guessing. So hang right here for the rushed FPL Week 16 transfer targets and ideas. Good Luck and cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
I’m going back to full bundling-mode for this week. I wanted to see what kind of sitters we saw midweek from the YCL line-ups, and I was right… they were zero-point “none” help. So I do apologize if it completely messed up your OCD schedule of FPL goodies for the week. Now go wash your hands again, and again, and one more time. Cool? Cool. So Week 15 is upon us and it brings up a rampant schedule of three games in basically eight days. What that means is mass hysteria, but in a good way. For me, it just means from a constant standpoint: the next few days will be basically me typing, podcasting, and then retyping again. No worries, I didn’t really have a life anyways. I am a man of the people and you my fellow readers are my people. So a couple bits of advice for the first three fixtures we have, just in case I forget. First, don’t go super crazy with transfers to get a minus 8 or 12. You get a free one in basically two days from lock. Second, watch the yellow card situations of some players, kinda the Costa affect, but if a guy you are thinking about has 3 or 4 yellows and you are worried about the accumulation factor, downshift and transfer into someone else. Third, enjoy your riches from Aguero. You do not have to spend them all in one place. Though I think it’s impossible. Save some for later, because he will be back. Onto the ranks of the lads for Week 15 in the FPL, cheers and good luck!Please, blog, may I have some more?
With extra money breeds repetition. The allotment of funds and dispersal of them now that the 13m from Aguero is off the table leads to limited amounts of viable directions for FPL owners to go. Some view it as a windfall for their teams now that he is off the payroll, but is it really? His price and the money devoted to him makes owners have to scrimp in other areas like midfield, especially. Now they don’t. Everyone will be owning Harry Kane and Diego Costa for the foreseeable month as they can now fit both players in and maintain a respectable team through the midfield. This is what Transfer Tuesday is all about. Talking stuff out or reading it in this case, to try and formulate the best possible tact for the next match week or weeks. So my first piece of advice is that you sorta have to go the Kane Diego route to keep up with the Fantasy Jonses’ so to speak. You will be at a significant disadvantage if you don’t as they are the best forward options going. So if you don’t already that is your first pawn move of the week. Stay here as we get into the rook and horsey looking piece move in the Week 15 FPL transfer Tuesday chess game. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
We’re once again giving you our loves and hates for each week in a segment called “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em”. You should know the drill, but if you don’t, we pick one option from each position. Pretty cut and dry, and quite simply… basic. It is more based on my feelings and gut approach for the week upcoming and changes from week-to-week. I look at match-ups and form to formulate my craziness. It’s like musical chairs, without all the screaming kids and regretful feeling of loss. So sit back, relax, and have a look at who we would start and sit based on match-ups and value. It’s Fantasy Premier League Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em, Week 14 (plus a sleeper/under-owned fella that should be owned and isn’t).Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you tuned in yesterday footie fans, I discussed the importance of a stout backbone in defense. Today it is all about the face men. They have stunning dispositions, a knack for saying the right thing at the right time when it comes to fantasy goodies, and are just downright sexier options than their defensive counterparts. I can’t make this stuff up. I mean, I could, but why would I wanna? I have at least three other things to do than tell you pork pies and a bunch of rubbish that has no relevance over FPL outputs. Plain and simple, these are the guys we rely on for goals and assists. Plain and simple. Sorry Mesut Ozil, your two whole assists are not enough to come to the picnic. Fun fact: there are 8 defenders that have the same amount (2) or more assists than the mid-9 priced Arsenal midfielder. Yet he is still owned in 9% of leagues, gotta love the zombie teams in the near over 4 million teams. So when zombies attack, you usually get red arrows because it is an off week from your decision making process for fantasy. So to avoid the apocalypse of the undead, here is the Week 14 FPl rankings for the Midfielders and Forwards. Good luck with transfers. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Can you imaging playing any sport, real or fake, without a stout backbone? No, you just can’t. It would be impossible and your team would just fall to the ground like a pile of gelatinous goo. The Keepers and Defense ranks are no different. Without some semblance of structure, promise, and talent, you will be a pile of fantasy goo at the bottom of the ranks. Take a look at the transfers in and out this week. The must have defenders are starting to shine, and from my vantage point you should start your back five with a Liverpool, a Chelsea, and a Southampton defender of your equitable suiting. There is no wrong answer here just what ever fits into your budget and common sense choice. So think about that next time you go to make a transfer in or out to pump up your last line of defense. So with that and all the other hullabaloo here is the Week 14 FPL rankings for Keepers and Defense. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Welp, the news is smattered across the interwebs and since we were all glued to our computers for Cyber Monday, we all know the news: Philippe Coutinho is set to miss an extended amount of time with a footie, footie injury. Technically it’s an ankle injury, but the double footie thingy was way too tempting to not at least attempt. The man who spells his name with one L and two P’s instead of the traditional Norwegian double L and solo P has gone down and taken his 40.3% ownership, and shrinking, down with him. He will be missed as a total fantasy asset and while some of us, mostly Liverpool fans, think this is the worst thing to happen since unsliced bread, I think this is actually a swoon to everyone who is in the know and down for diversifying. The best part is that he is in the top-15 overall in price, so from the grabbing anyone you want perspective. you can grab anyone you want. Whether that be staying on the Liverpool theme and going to a Firmino or trusting that Lallana will be healthy and fantasy trustworthy. The second is that we can move into a direction of diversity and add someone who isn’t so widely owned. Screw this template garbage. So breathe deep, don’t make rash decisions as there are Cup games today and tomorrow, to help with some perspectives. But before they kick off, here are some tidbits of delusion from your’s truly…enjoy.Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s a holiday here start side, so while I am busy feeding my stomach I figured, why not feed the masses minds? No, my knowledge doesn’t contain tryptophan, and has been know to make the casually follower nod off on occasion, but I will attempt to keep it light and airy and just enough ample room for dessert. This week’s rankings feature some tough matches to call and with a lot of key fantasy cogs involved in just a few of the matches. Namely the Chelsea-Spurs match that could go either way in my head. It will either be a defensive mastery by both clubs resulting in a 0-0 draw, or it could be a 2-2 affair with plenty of involvement by all parties. Add in the Liverpool match, the Arsenal, and City matches, and you get a few better ideas that draw you to be more comfortable with transfers in and captains choice. None the less, it will be a fun Week 13 in the FPL regardless of what happens, because after all, it is still footie and that is better then having no footie. So good luck on transfers, Happy Holidays to all celebrating, and here are some Week 13 FPL rankings for you to peruse while eating Turkey or just waiting for traffic to subside. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?