This post is the reason why you should leave me milk and cookies… or celery. Who are we kidding? A pint of something frothy for this is the highlight of all highlights! If this post had a nickname, I would just call it Dominique Wilkins, as he was the “Human Highlight Reel” and that’s what the forwards are. They’re all “flash, no non-sense, this is where it’s won or lost every week” guys. That’s the hard truth, but it is just that, the truth. So guessing right is crucial to your weekly accrument of points, especially when it comes to slapping that fancy captain’s band. So have a gander, hell even stare at it until you see a sailboat, like those artsy pictures in the mall, it’s this week’s forward rankings. For all the glory of scoring the goals this is where it’s at. Good luck this week, cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Well hello there, footie fans. Welcome to Week 17 in the fantasy session, and we are almost to the half-way point. This means two things, SANTA and a free wild card is closer and closer to you if your roster is just an abomination. Fret not. That’s why we are here, to revive you just in time to get yourself ready for the upcoming 3 games in 8 days… again. Some people hate the Christmas schedule, and managers have already been yapping about resting chaps right and left. Combat this by staying ahead of the game and listening to Rice Krispies. They talk to me, and that’s where I get all my rankings from. So stick with Razzbol fantasy content for all your rankings, start/sit and transfer advice. But for now, just stick with the Week 17 defender ranks. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Another week in the books. Did anyone know that libraries still exist? Crazy, I drove past one and thought it was a mausoleum. I spelled that right first time and I’m extremely impressed. Either that or my spellcheck is at the pub. Anyways, how is everyone’s team doing? And, no that wasn’t meant to be rhetorical. We seriously care, why else would we give you daily coverage of everything from rankings to previews to who to transfer in for each week? We aren’t just glorified wordsmiths, we are fans who actually play the game. So today we focus on the transfer targets for Week 17. It is a catchy week with some fixtures that look like no-doubters, but I have a feeling they won’t be. Best game of the week has to be the Arsenal/Liverpool match. Either way, you shake it this week there will be footie on, so that’s a good week for me. It’s sorta like waking up on this side of the grass, as long as it’s there, you’re good to go. Just don’t walk in front of a bus haphazardly. See you later on in the week for the rankings and other assorted sundries we offer ya. Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
So every week I review all the games… yeah I do it running on high test caffeinated drinks, squeezing as much of the game info I can, and then form a sort of “dream team” of my very own. I do it differently, and I use the best players, but at a shrunken budget, because we all can’t be high rollers. So with Week 16 now officially closed, lets take a look at my formidable Starting XI. Keep in mind that I limit myself to £70.0m budget, and barring earthquake or an extreme case of the mumps, I will conform to the standard 4-4-2 form. Enjoy, comments, quips or an occasional curse word are always welcomed here at Razzbol FC. (Points scored for the week are in parenthesis.)Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s the best post of the week! No, not because I wrote it, but thanks for all the praise in the “I can’t hear you” internet universe. We all like goals who ping the net. They are the big hitters in golf or baseball. The guy who dunks better in the NBA. Chicks are drawn to the guys who do it, and that is scoring goals. We want see them celebrate and give us the points that they get for scoring. I mean, that’s why we play fantasy, correct? To bask in the effortless glow of point-and-clicking, and having that guy do it for my team from week-to-week. This week we are approaching 4 days AA (After Aguero), and as we sit with £12m in our hands, we want the same comfort that Kun is going to give us. Quick answer: there isn’t the same kind of talent that is a set it and forget it forward. It is more of a play match-up and hope he nets one for your club. Transfer wisely. Enjoy the forward rankings for Week 16.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Well hello there footie fans. Lots of juicy-juicy match-ups this week for the defense of the goal front. Lots of teams playing favorable fixtures at foes that can’t defend their home pitch or literally get off the bus on travel with a loss already. This week you will notice a lot of the more familiar fantasy stalwarts at the top of my rankings. They are there because just look at their matches…. all of them are in their favor, which for you, me, and the man down the street, are a good thing. So if you have the transfer free from the whole Kun fallout, then by all means, upgrade to the guys praying for the clean sheet. We present to you the Week 16 Defender Rankings… enjoy.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Like every other week, we focus on the transfer targets for every week. The unfortunate thing this is like panda watch with the news of Sergio Aguero being sidelined for at least a month. This news has people doing one of two things: They are either scrambling to fill their roster with the next man up on the forward roster tree, or they are walking around with £12m burning a hole in their pocket and looking for the best way to maximize their roster moving forward. Well regardless of which category you are in, all is well, there are plenty of guys to get you through the next month. So breath keep reading and follow the advice that we give you. We are basically the Jim Jones of fantasy soccer, without all the drink the punch kinda stuff. Enjoy the Week 16 transfer ideas.Please, blog, may I have some more?
So instead of the whole rigmarole of writing about every single game and having us look at the same fantasy relevant players every week, we are doing something new. It’s so new, I couldn’t even think of a great name, so if you have something better please say so. We all can watch the games and see who does what, but at the end of the day, from a fantasy perspective, all that matters is the point total next to their name. Well, in soccer, like every other sport, there are unspoken subtleties that make up a good roster. So I am featuring the best starting XI. It will be my opinion, and to make it fun and hard, I will be using a £70m cap and using a standard 4-4-2 . So from my standpoint, it’s fun and adventurous to make up a new roster from the week-to-week shining stars. So have a look at my own featured XI…Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you haven’t noticed, I completely have retired the transfer day theory. This week’s accelerated schedule has landed your regularly scheduled program in a caffeine induced comma. It’s doctor has recommended continuous karaoke sessions, and a wrist band that entitles it to unlimited rides at the local carnival. So this week’s transfers come with alot of questions, because if you are reading this there are still games today. Games to drink to, games to stagger home from. So read responsibly is basically what I am saying. Friends don’t let friends transfer drunk, and yes smart guy buzzed transferring still counts. Enjoy the fixtures today and we will see you tomorrow as the shortened week continues and we roll toward the weekend fixtures of Week 15.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Short week, and the rankings need to be rushed. So instead of two long drawn out days of you sitting on your computer hitting refresh, you get them all in one gigantic list, plus some word of genius for each group. Free of charge, naturally. So get your transfers in, because the games start in 24 hours. Go do it now! Wait, you might as well finish reading this and then compare and contrast like the vision test you take at the optometrist. So with the short week, we give you an all in one look at this week’s rankings. Stay tuned because this roller coaster goes around again in three days.Please, blog, may I have some more?